Check out this funny ass goat from my Granny’s farm.
MmmBop!
Yeah! Hanson almost made us miss our flight out to another island. Ridiculous. At least we got VIP treatment and escaped the throngs of pinoys just staring and whispering SMH.
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba duuuuu yeeeeaaaah!
Mom’s the best!
Mom: omg im getting fat
Me: lets go surfing, find a gym… Etc
Mom: i really wanna go ziplining!
Me: 0_o *high five* !!!!!!!
little spoon. big spoon.
You know you’re a fatty when you don’t realize until after you’ve finished your food, …that you’ve been eating w/ the big serving spoon the whole… entire… time…
SMH
A gym membership at LA FITNESS is looking pretty entertaining right about now…
Maybe i’ll join a raquetball league or something…
no matter what you do.. there is no discreet way for a lady to have a hot dog for lunch.. smh…
It’s been awhile since I’ve watched some Jake & Amir.
Absofuckinglutely HILARIOUS.
“Uncle Sam doesn’t even put lube on before he fucks us.”
Censor THAT.
Athena (on the phone): We need to get you a body pillow or something.
Me: F*ck that. I already sleep with one for my head, and a pillow on each side of me.
Athena: GEEZ, fuck a body pillow then, that’s like a BODY FORT!
